Track Santa today here.
dude. hate HATE to break this to ya. But Santa…yeah, he isn’t real man. I know it must be hard to understand, but I heard the best explanation against Santa from my Pastor from the pulpit. He said that at the speed at which Santa would have to travel to visit every house, he would burst spontaneously into FLAMES. That’s right. From the pulpit.
Just thought I’d be the one to bear the bad news, as it was relayed to our entire congregation. lol
Evan Courtney is a Family Life Pastor and Communications Director in the middle of the Illinois cornfields at The Fields Church. He's a graphic designer, media consultant and social media manager.