This was a photo taken today.
Oops, I crapped my pants!
Too crude David Fendley.
“Oops, I sharted!”
Run that by me again…waddya mean I don’t get a third term?!
@David – Yeah, that’s pretty much what I would have said. 🙂
Alternate borrowed from “Will & Grace”: Let me just put this lump of coal between my butt cheeks. By November, you’ll have a diamond.
“Find a happy place! Find a happy place!”
“What do you mean I have to move out? This is MY house!! Lord, I’ve been living here for eight years!”
Evan Courtney is a Family Life Pastor and Communications Director in the middle of the Illinois cornfields at The Fields Church. He's a graphic designer, media consultant and social media manager.