dude. hate HATE to break this to ya. But Santa…yeah, he isn’t real man. I know it must be hard to understand, but I heard the best explanation against Santa from my Pastor from the pulpit. He said that at the speed at which Santa would have to travel to visit every house, he would burst spontaneously into FLAMES. That’s right. From the pulpit.
Just thought I’d be the one to bear the bad news, as it was relayed to our entire congregation. lol
dude. hate HATE to break this to ya. But Santa…yeah, he isn’t real man. I know it must be hard to understand, but I heard the best explanation against Santa from my Pastor from the pulpit. He said that at the speed at which Santa would have to travel to visit every house, he would burst spontaneously into FLAMES. That’s right. From the pulpit.
Just thought I’d be the one to bear the bad news, as it was relayed to our entire congregation. lol
-Elgin